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Lawrence is not a fuck nigga… He’s a good dude who doesn’t know how to do dirt…

Lawrence made key mistakes that clearly shows he doesn't have a clue what he's doing... Not because he's a fuck boy...

By now, you better have watched the latest episode of Insecure… Or this discussion may ruin it for you…

Okay… Moving along…

(Black) Twitter has been exploding with harsh contempt for Lawrence for the last few weeks. With what seems like painfully obvious observations, but people aren’t really paying attention because they are too busy being wrapped up in their “Drake scored soliloquy” of feelings; Lawrence made mistakes. Rookie mistakes. The kind of mistakes you only make when you have 2 bedroom apt; with one bedroom for you and the other room for your feelings.

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Lawrence made key mistakes that clearly show he doesn’t have a clue what in the hell he’s doing… Not because he’s a fuck boy…

Let’s go down the list shall we…

1) He agreed to come over on a Thursday (who does that?!)

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He had the perfect setup! Swing by on Friday, stay over on Saturday, slide out after late lunch on Sunday?! #SmashChillDash  When she questions it, just lean on a demanding work schedule! Why mess with a winning formula?! Tom Brady doesn’t tweak Bill Belichick’s system, he just performs and wins.

2) He didn’t know what would happen if he came over on said Thursday (How Sway?!)

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Ummm first and foremost; how do you not know about TGIT?! It’s a THING!!! Okay beyond that, Mon-Thurs has a routine, if you come over on any of those days, you become part of that routine. Hence a relationship! Bro come on! That’s elementary shit!

3) He agreed to “come” to the BBQ as opposed to saying he would “stop by”

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Okay word play is a crucial part of the semantics here.

I’m coming” – You are committing, you’re also emphatically implying that this is the key part of your day. So there is no wiggle room for anything to come up other than your mama being sick or your cousin Ricky got shot and you got to stop your cousin DoughBoy from doing something stupid.

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I’ll stop by” – You appreciate the offer and you’re interested but you’re not overly committing your entire day to this; you have other things going on but you’ll do your best to fit this in between. And if you don’t show up or you show up and have to leave early, you’ve already given a precursor that doesn’t allow someone to overly hold you accountable for your presence or lack thereof.

4) He answered the damn phone?! (Again, Who DOES THAT?!)

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The most egregious and “rookiest” of mistakes was ANSWERING THE DAMN PHONE. You’re in the middle of a crowded place where people are drinking, laughing, schmoozing and just overall having fun. Women can sense, and even smell, when a man is having fun without them. So answering the phone in a crowded bar sounded like a good idea?! You do what you do and you deal with the consequences later. And even if you wanted to try to apologize, you don’t do it over the phone!!! You do it face-to-face with a cupcake from The Cupcake ATM, in one hand and a bottle of Henny or Rosé in the other.

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5) He tried to explain his whereabouts (Like most good dudes would)
The words couldn’t come together… So he told (a bad version of) the truth when it was too late…

If you know that’s not your girl, you’re not required to explain your whereabouts. Explaining is for people who want to make their relationship work. But because you’re a good dude who’s not really about this life, you felt the need to say too much and too little all at the same time, which is how you landed in this position in the first place!!! Now you have to qualify your statements by reminding her you weren’t really in a relationship; even though you’re the one who created it because you didn’t know any better!!! Why? because you don’t know how to play this game!!!

So you tried to go with overstating the obvious and repackaging it as the truth. Once again, this is not a conversation to be had over the phone. “Can we talk about this later?” is a clutch guaranteed pause button/lifeline. It’s like those pills from Max Paine the video game; they slow everything down just enough for you to formulate an attack strategy! But it didn’t work because instead, you sped up the whole process by coping out!!!

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A fuck boy or fuck nigga doesn’t make these kinds of rookie mistakes
He plays the long game because he’s committed the life goal! #WasteHerTime

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These are the clearest indicators of a nigga who has no clue what he’s doing. Lawrence even doesn’t know how to be disrespectful. What he needs is a light skinned friend like Daryl from “Coming To America” to teach him how to be a savage & a hoe, like Issa’s friend Molly; a “Hoe-Coach” if you will. Or at least a dark skin nigga with 2 strikes, cuz you that they don’t have no fucks to give.

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Damn Lawrence, you not a fuck boy, but you still gotta do better bruh…

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Bonus Round: He also realized that the hood-ass picnic was NOT his scene. I mean, he is down, but he ain’t that kinda Henny in the park at 11am kinda nukka.

RULES!!!!😂😂😂

#TeamLawrence #IStandWithLawrence

– M.

1 comment on “Lawrence is not a fuck nigga… He’s a good dude who doesn’t know how to do dirt…

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ok, so, I thought I was definitely going to have so much to say about this, from a #teamissa standpoint, but instead, I just laughed through the whole thing. I do agree that Lawrence is NOT a fuck boy, hoooowwweevvveerrr, and I understand that men are different, the wet spot hasn’t even dried on the couch where he did a drive by on Issa. Don’t you want to maybe take a minute to process those feelings, sir? Step outside of “hoe life” and “freedom” or whatever the hell it is to maybe process? He seems like an intellectual man and a man of substance. He better be careful about how he plays his cards going forward or he may just end up being… a fuck boy!

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