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Sean Spicer’s job sucks, I pity the Foo’… But Hey, Fuck ’em…

It's becoming clear, he may not have understood the Job Description...

So far Sean Spicer has had 2 press briefings and some sort of press conference on the Saturday after the inauguration, that resembles the political version of the mass media being sent to the principal’s office. He didn’t answer any questions. He just spent the whole time reprimanding them for an issue that quite frankly didn’t deserve a response. The great poet Christopher “Frank White” Wallace once said, “The more money you come across, the more problems you see… jealousy and envy is just a part of the game.” It’s quite clear to see that be coming the most visible political figure in the United States also puts in an enormous target on your back fueled by criticism and skepticism; no matter how high or low the approval rating.

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Sean Spicer is the front man, the face, the voice in the entire executive Administration. It’s his job every day to go out and Face the Nation and explain the driving force behind the most difficult decisions that are made it regards to issues domestic and abroad. And he does this through the embodiment and empowerment of “The Public Trust”. But how difficult is your job when the major consensus of your constituency (the people you serve) has clearly stated that they don’t trust you? And on top of that a person in which you serve at the pleasure of has left endowed Trust in confidence then you do? And on top of THAT!; your boss moves in such a dramatic fashion you can’t keep up.

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This is Sean Spicer’s everyday life and it will be presumably for the next two to three years; which has been the typical lifespan of a White House Press Secretary for the last 20 years. it’s just such a high octane job that they burn out quickly; and those are just the good ones. There may be a growing consensus that his career lifespan may not be that long; mainly because his boss keeps making the job increasingly harder for him everyday. Sean Spicer has to go out on a daily basis to the presidential White House Press podium and deliver information that has proven to be highly inaccurate massively distorted and inherently contrived. “Lies” is a strong word. Mainly because the literal definition of a lie is the pure intent to deceive. And here is where we meet Spicer’s true dilemma. It’s not a lie when he is disseminating information to the public to the public that the president himself, truly believes is true. If the president truly believes in the depths of his heart that unicorns are real; then Sean Spicer has to say it out loud. He’s like walking talking version of Twitter, except he doesn’t just represent one person who represents an entire administration’s policy and agenda. The president in the deepest parts of himself believes that three to five million people voted illegally and they all voted for Hillary Clinton or at the very least, just not Donald Trump. 3-5 Million! Which of course, would be the largest voting conspiracy in the history of any democracy (presumably). And everyday Sean Spicer has to go out in front of the world and rationally explain this with a straight face and conviction. He has to say as it it were his own truth. Let’s see how long his lifespan lasts… Anybody got an egg timer?

– M

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